About Wallace, The Webmaster

A Very Touching Tale of My Background History

     Back in the good ol' days before dems Corona viruses and TikTaks, a lil lad was shat out in 2003. Since I dropped out the womb I would not stop drawing or making encyclopedias about dinosaurs. These gifted child shenangians kept on until the big accident. A 5th grade class party. The theme was "silly hats," and though I was an artist, I wasn't the most creative. So I went into school that day wearing a Pop-Tart box on my head. The crumbs in that box got sucked through my scalp into my brain and I haven't been the same since. I started hoarding Pop-Tarts in my closet, I ate at least one pastry a day. I went to school with "an emergency Pop-Tart" in my pocket in case there was a dire situation I needed one. I am not joking. I don't think there was ever a day, even now, that I haven't had a Pop-Tart in my possession.
     Thankfully, my brain has managed to learn the ability to obsess over more than one thing when I became a teenager. When it comes to insects I specialize in ants, moths, and Pentatomomorph bugs (stink bugs, leaf-footed bugs, and seed bugs). I've started collecting and displaying bugs myself. I once got the chance to have a conversation with a moth breeder. It really inspired me to work towards keeping live bugs in my future home.
     The last thing I'll mention being super passionate about is computers. I've coded many projects both for myself and as gifts for my friends throughout the years. But, that was just as a casual hobby. Computers became both my career choice and my passion because people piss me off. You have no idea how many times people have bragged to me about taking advantage of others online. And so many people I have cared about have been taken advantage of! On one side there's script kiddies and assholes getting a high from scaring people and stealing from them. And on the other there's ignorant but completely innocent victims that really don't deserve being toyed with. So now I'm in university and spending a lot of my time self-studying everything I can. I find it all really fun and interesting. Not just cybersecurity either, I've done a lot of personal projects like DIY raycasting, an AI assistant, game dev, some basic engineering, and more. Maybe one day I'll think about sharing some things I make hehe.